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Jon Stewart recently told this joke:
"Democrats do have an historic race going. Hillary Clinton vs Barack Obama. Normally, when you see a black man or a woman president an asteroid is about to hit the Statue of Liberty.”

"Four more years" ?!

Them thar asteroids git everywhere. They do say one of them is gonna save us from overheating ourselves. Hot diggety.
When is an asteroid not an asteroid?
-When it's buried in the Earth.
What do you call an asteroid on steroids?
What’s the main advantage of an asteroid heading for Earth?
-The look on Bill Gates’ face.

Interesting, but the History Channel, National Geographic and other channels all have plausible explanations too.

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