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Go for it! This is your chance! Oh, how I wish I were a relative of Mr...Yuan Dong! My Nigerian relatives don't have nearly as much cash.

You must really trust us to let us read this 'PRIVATE/CONFIDENTIAL' letter.

I wish I had a lawyer who called me 'friend'.

But you've got to be cautious with these kinds of deals; note he didn't actually specify that he had nothing to do with the client's death - he simply never masterminded it. Read behind the lines!

The funniest scam I ever got was from a Nigerian who was stranded for over a decade on a Russian spaceship. He wanted money to come home. I wrote back and told him to open the door and take one step. It'd be a long one, but he'd make it home for free. Oddly, he never wrote back thanking me.

Maybe he took your advice!

There's a wryly amusing news story on the Nigerian scam artists here.

What, specifically, is the evidence that this letter is a fraud?

I used to think that you were open-minded and welcoming of experiences outside the rationalist gestalt, given your interest in and defense of the so-called "paranormal."

However, I now see that you are merely another childish, closed-minded mocker.

I received it:
DATE 3rd OF Febuary, 2006

Dear lucky winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the INTERNATIONAL POOLS LOTTERY RAFFLE DRAW
International programs held on the 2nd of february,2005.
Your e-mail address was attached to ticket number 31008478-2514785 with serial number 114522069 drew lucky numbers996632145 which consequently won in the 2nd category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum payment of €850,000.00 euros. (eight Hundred and fifty Thousand Euros).
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential untill your claim has been processed and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocols to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual's email addresses from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every year.
This lottery was promoted and sponsored by International software organisation committe,we hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next coming ( 1 million euro) international lottery.

To file for your claim, please contact our claim agent Email

Contact your claim agent for due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice.
Remember, you must contact your claims officer not later than 25th of Febuary 2006.
After this date,all funds will be returned as unclaimed.
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference numbers in every one of your correspondences with your officers. Furthermore,should there be any change of your address, do inform your claims officer
as soon as possible.
Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program.

We wish you continued good fortunes.
Best regards.

Mr Andrews Flegh.

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