The only bad thing about the annihilation of terrorist
mastermind creep Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi is that it seemed to portend the end of Iowahawk's occasional messages from the Zarkman. But not to fear! Zark is back, speaking this time from beyond the grave, and expressing some dissatisfaction with conditions in Paradise.
Like all Iowahawk parodies, and especially his snarky Zarky stuff, it's hilarious. Check it out - but be prepared for a generous dollop of foul language. Even in death Zark talks street, and he's keepin' it real.